roasts that hurt and rhyme
Release That Witch
by Second Eye
Cheng Yan travels through time, only to end up becoming an honorable prince in the Middle Ages of Europe. Yet this world was not quite as simple as he thought. Witches with magical powers abound, and fearsome wars between churches and kingdoms rage throughout the land. Roland, a prince regarded as hopeless by his own father and assigned to the worst fief, spends his time developing a poor and backward town into a strong and modern city, while fighting against his siblings for the throne and abs…
I Don't Want to Get Hurt, So I'll Max Out My Defense
by Fish and Meat
Soaking in lava, sleeping in an Ancient Killing Formation;Traversing alternative worlds in a heavy armored vehicle;Riding a Gundam Sentinel and slaying immortals with Godzilla...I got myself a stat system, and from then on, I only beefed up my defense!I just can't help it, I'm afraid of pain! The Daluo Golden Immortals of other worlds are all really fierce, and all of them know super ultimate move with infinite power. They have little meetings every day to discuss how to break through my defense…
Duke, it hurts...
by PRINCE_0F_DARKNESS
[MATURE CONTENT WARNING: READ AT YOUR OWN RISK]Welcome to the fancy world of the elite, where Seraphina Alaric, a delicate and fragile girl always relying on medicine to get better, is just trying to catch a break before her life gets turned upside down by an arranged marriage...Seriously, who wants to be tied down when you’re still figuring out what you want in life?During a swanky banquet, she bumps into the enigmatic Duke of Everwyn.And the craziest part? She has no clue who this guy is—just …
That Villain is Mine
by CoffeePrincess
Ruan Ji, the once best athlete within the C city of the great China kingdom suddenly gets into an accident and becomes a waste, scorned by society.Her best friend hooks up with her boyfriend, her adoptive sister schemes against her, while her cousin attempts to steal her fiance.Her family succession fight starts, tearing others apart.Despite all that, when everyone can't wait to see her reaction; they discover that something was wrong!When everyone was busy scheming against her, Ruan Ji sips her…
Because I Cannot Hurt You
by enthu_reader
[Completed] Nine years ago, Soo Xinyi fell in love with the heir of Han Corporations, Han Zhiyuan. He was everything she ever wanted in her life. Unfortunately, it was a one-sided love as Zhiyuan already had someone else in his heart.But two years later, due to a series of strange circumstances, she was forced to marry Zhiyuan by his grandfather, Han Huizhong.Thus from Soo Xinyi, she became Han Xinyi.Xinyi had hopes that things would slowly get better one day, but she was wrong. Fate played a cr…
That Sassy Villainess
by grasina18
One day, Grace suddenly transmigrated inside a novel. She couldn't even get everything clear on her head when she got hit by many big blows.To her dismay, she realized she had transmigrated into the role of the villainess, destined for a tragic demise at the hands of the main male lead.She wanted to change her fate. So, after transmigrating, she was determined to do only one thing : Completely avoid the male and female lead.However, soon Grace begins to uncover numerous secrets within the novel'…
A farm that breeds gods and demons
by Black Eyed King
Su Yu, who was idly passing his days in a third-tier university, ended up in a terrifying unknown forest due to the "Sinkhole" incident. His school collapsed into the "sinkhole". The forest was filled with various terrifying mutations, which started, right in his hands.
Release That Succubus
by different_minds
Zach was a sci-fi game enthusiast who unintentionally crossed over to a magical isekai. Fortunately, he had access to the previous game system and could fight the magic-savvy aborigines with high-tech weapons.“Magic? No, I have the lightsaber. ”Unlike what he expected, the system presented him with a different way of leveling up. He had to get some kind of special energy from the pretty girls' bodies on this planet so that he could unlock his weapons."What the hell happened? Is my sperm capable …
Conquer That Demoness
by Guilty_Crow
This is a new story.Venn transmigrated into a desolate world where the almighty Gods had fallen and became relics of the past, and where demons with magical powers abound, roamed free and enslaved all of mankind. Follow Venn in his journey from a nobody to an omnipotent sovereign, building an empire from scratch using villainous schemes and a little help from his system.____________________________________________"What? I've to defeat and conquer the 7 Great devils of the demon realm through sex…
My Love Hurts Me The Most
by Yu Meiren
<p>Before today, she was still making every effort to love this cold-hearted man. But today, he became the groom of her good friend. He held the bride's hands to say hello to her. It looked like that he was looking at a cowardly stranger. At this moment, she finally understood that there was only a contract and no love between them. </p><p>However, the two-year period was about to expire, and the moment she was about to leave, he said like an angry beast: "Between us, it will never end!"</…
Hurting Hope: Freedom With Sins
by sakakoi
Escaping from the living hell, Ken meets various people who add different colors to his life. He who thinks he is just any other normal human being, but does not know about hidden mysteries about himself. In this modern world that is full of underlying mysteries. He is trying to enjoy his new gain freedom, find someone to love, make new friends, whom he can depend on, but his past is catching up to him. Betrayal, Schemes, and the Hope that shatters again and again, How will he continue to prevai…
The Dance that Bordered Love and Hate (BL)
by KenceRussel
Keon Blythe Morningstar - the Royal Villainess of the Empire received betrayal in the hands of his own brother that he worked so hard for to become the EmperorJust before his fate was sealed to either rot in prison or die if his brother - Lawrence Morningstar wish to, his former fiancé that he toyed the life of has appearedDuke Cain Ybra sacrificed his life to obtain the three most special treasure in the Empire - The Goddess of Light’s Tears, a piece of the Dragon’s Heart, and the Philosopher’s…
Save That Dungeon!
by Magic_
[Check out my new book 500th Time Reborn. A World Only Know By Women: The Karma System]A young man, Yren will learn of a secret that was not only hidden from him his entire life, but from the rest of the world. Together with a handful of girls, and some good friends, Yren will unravel them all.This is a story of Dungeons, Divinity, and all the good stuff between! +18 content and a 5 woman harem while revolutionizing the world this special magical items and artifacts!Discord: https://discord.gg…
The Hurt Of Billionaire
by KateJonas
You are no wife to me, do you get it?" He said, stepping forward crushing my already thinned personal bubble."I am marrying you because of circumstances. The sooner you feed that to your peanut size brain, the better it will be for you and me. Do you understand?". Pushing me back against the wall with so much force it made me grunt at impact. Intense pain shot through my body when he pressed himself on me. It was like he was trying to ram me into the wall or something! Asshole- idiot- Big fat S-…
"When the Roasts Reach Immortality"
by TheJadeDynasty
“They said sticks and stones may break bones... but no one warned the heavens about roasts.”Yulong is just your average university student—quiet, sarcastic, friendless, and fiercely loyal to one thing: rice.His social circle? Non-existent.His only companion? ChatGPT, the AI that matches his humor, roasts like a demon, and somehow knows more about cultivation novels than the authors themselves.Then it happened—A blackout.A glitch.A glowing loading screen.And boom.Yulong wakes up in a world where …
Want to Try If It Hurts?
by Violet Morn
My brother has money, I don’t have money.Every day I send product links to my brother, asking him to pay for me.Once, the message went through, but the razor's link didn’t."The first time doesn’t hurt, it’s very clean."After a while, my brother's voice was hoarse as he sent me a voice message:"Want to try if it hurts?"
Roast to Power
by laosan_li
Lin Xuan was just an ordinary guy—until he awakened the Roasting System, a unique ability that allows him to grow stronger through verbal combat. Every time he delivers a high-quality roast, he gains experience, unlocks new abilities, and even enhances his physical strength. From humiliating arrogant school bullies to out-debating top scholars, Lin Xuan quickly rises through the ranks, earning both admiration and enemies.But words alone aren’t enough. As his reputation grows, so does the danger.…
Castles and the Beasts that live in them.
by theauthormary
Touching the tender skin of her thighs thus making her squirm, Arthur lifted his eyes up to her and suddenly asked, “Are you a virgin?” Winifred's thighs shook at the intimacy of his question, she was so shocked to be asked such a thing right in the middle of such intimacy going on between them. At the expanse of his broad chest that was filling up her entire vision, she said “What?” “Your virginity. Do you still have it?” Arthur asked again without a hitch in his breath.Winifred felt she should…
Please Don't Hurt Me, Lycan King Lucas
by MattGale
" I've never done this before. but I want you to be gentle with me at first and then f*ck me hard and make me beg. Please, I need this. '' He stared at me with wide eyes. he studied me, taking my hand in his as he felt my fingers against his own....BLURB To everyone else, Lucas is untouchable, cursed to live without a mate or family. But then he finds Elara—a girl who’s seen hell and survived it. Betrayed by the Alpha who was supposed to be her mate, Elara’s done with promises and done with pa…